John Stamos : Actor has to fend off selfies after sex
John Stamos : Actor has to fend off selfies after sex

John Stamos : Actor has to fend off selfies after sex

John Stamos is opening up about something weird that women have asked him to do after having sex… take selfies!

In a new book written by his writer friend Ali Adler, aptly titled How To F – – k a Woman, Uncle Jesse recounts several times that, the morning after, his bedmates have tried to take more with them than just the memories.

Via Page Six:

“A couple of women have wanted ‘selfies’ afterwards,” says Stamos, 51. “One girl really wanted my shirt, like a souvenir.” Sad. (Unless it was a Jesse & The Rippers tee. That’s another story.)

There was also that time Stamos mistook his wad of chewing gum for a genital growth:

“I had an experience where a girl I was dating for a month, we finally got to the place where it was ‘the night.’ It was going to happen. And I’m very self-conscious, I have to take, like, fifteen showers, make sure my breath is great. And it’s happening and I’m going to give this woman oral sex.

“I got to the arena and there’s this very strange … there was an unusual … a mass … something that wouldn’t ordinarily be there. It was a weird texture, a lump, but it wasn’t a medical thing. I kept licking it and checking it with my tongue and was like, what the [bleep] is this thing? This was me going, ‘[Bleep], I really care about this person and I really want to continue this, but what the [bleep] is this.

“You know what it was? It was my gum that I’d been chewing from before because I wanted to make sure I had good breath.” Mmmm, minty!

But despite all those instances of pubescent gum and shallow singles, Stamos insists he’s more of a giver than a taker. “I’d rather have a woman have ten orgasms than me have ten orgasms,” he says.

Man, sounds like Aunt Becky was one lucky lady.

Agencies/Canadajournal




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    1. If a man has to brag about his sex life and can´t end a relationship in an adult way……….: 1 he is a loser 2 he has certain physical problems down there 3 his sex life isn´t really that exciting 4 he is a toddler

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